Out of the Blue is the well
considered title for an Air Force autobiography. The working blue and best blue
uniforms of the RAF airmen symbolise their everyday events and the social and
adventure highlights of RAF life, not forgetting of course the blue of the sky.
Written in an easy style the book
charts the progress of George
Edwards from ‘erk’ to experienced airman and SNCO and
latterly an Air Cadet squadron commander. In all ranks and in his many different
employment and social experiences his enthusiasm and commitment shines through.
I knew the author as a clean cut, equable, sporting young man. I did not appreciate the depth of his life
experiences then and could not imagine his subsequent career and altruistic
attainments; culminating in the award of the British
Empire Medal on completion his RAF service. It is a fascinating
portrait of the man and his first career and will stir memories for
servicemen/women everywhere. It will make civilians who thought about enlisting
wish they had 'Taken the Shilling' and with his revelations about sand, sea and
sex I would expect armed forces recruiting offices to be inundated with
enquiries.
In common with the author I served
as a Fireman in the Royal Air Force. However, a bit prior too and a bit after
(1953-1990). We were both stationed at RAF Brize Norton but never met and were
stationed together at RAF Gutersloh. I now know he passed through Aden on his way to
Masirah and later Mombassa. When I was up to my neck in muck and bullets at RAF
Khormakser (Aden)
he was on his way to Mombassa for a period of "rest and recuperation"
(booze and debauchery more like it).
Reading this fascinating tale I
recognised many mutual places, people and postings. I did a spell on recruiting
duties, tours in Germany and
the Gulf and the almost mandatory Falklands
detachment. I also did my recruit training on the Wirral (RAF West Kirkby) not
a million miles from the authors Liverpool
home. George refers to the Grafton
Rooms where he met the future Mrs Edwards. Together with the Tower Ballroom in New Brighton, the Grafton
Rooms was a regular haunt for servicemen of the day. It was the start of the
Teddy Boy era and because of the bad reputation for trouble the door keepers at
the Grafton measured the length of their drape jackets to decide if they were a
Teddy Boy and therefore unfit to enter. In any case, I suspect the velvet drain
pipe trousers and thick crepe sole shoes (brothel creepers) were a dead
give-away. The other essential ingredient was the hair, slicked back into a
centre parting at the back called the DA (Ducks Ass). RAF recruits were not
allowed to wear civilian clothes so the Best Blue and short back and sides
always gained us entry.
I undertook my recruit training
during the winter of 1953/54 and I remember it being very cold. As I headed
back to camp one evening, to keep out the bitter Mersey
wind, I turned up my collar on my greatcoat uniform. No sooner done than I was
accosted by two 'Snowdrops' (RAF Policemen) and promptly charged with being
improperly dressed. Two days later I was ‘arraigned’ before my Flight
Commander. He accepted my plea that I did not know that turning up my collar
was wrong but he was duty bound to punish me, in some way. I was quite a good
cross country runner in those days and to teach me a lesson he said I would not
be allowed to run for RAF West Kirkby against RAF Bridgnorth on the coming
Saturday. As intimated this was a bitter winter and the punishment was timely
in the extreme. Instead of turning out in running kit I was able to attend a
football match, at Anfield, (complete with greatcoat) and I remember Liverpool
were playing Blackpool, Stanley Matthew’s and all. As a neutral I remained
strictly unbiased and chanted throughout “Come on the Pool”
Unlike George
I never played sport to an appreciable level but I thoroughly enjoyed watching
service sport and supported my colleagues in sport were possible. When I was
the WO in charge of RAF West Drayton Fire section, I supervised a Welsh
Corporal fireman who was of national standard in throwing the discus. I managed
to change rosters and arrange cover for his duties whilst he participated in
sport. I noticed one day that his hair was very long and told him to get it
cut. “But Sir my long hair helps me blend in to the civilian environment at the
sports events”. “Get it cut” I said but he countered in his rich welsh accent
“but Sir if I get it cut my Yers stick out”. I told him I could live with
sticky out ears and off to the barbers he went. Talking about barbers in my
youth barbers used to be the only source of condoms or French letters, as they
were known then. However, newly married and returning home on leave to Hull I had not got
anything for the weekend. I had a long wait for a train in Birmingham and was delighted to find a large
Boots Chemist open. As I waited nervously in the enormous queue my turn came to
step forward and I blurted out, “a packet of durex please”? The sales
assistant, a rather prim woman, was not impressed and obviously full of disdain
or envy for my prospective licentiousness and said rather grandly and loudly,
“Boots the chemist has a catholic ownership, which does not condone the sale of
such items” and off I slinked. In those awkward days there was a young man who
said to a lady chemist, " A packet of three please Miss". "Don’t
you Miss me young man" she replied icily. " OK" said the young
man, "a packet of four please".
Like the author and all those who
are aspiring to be or are fire fighters, there is a vision of ‘Going to Blazes’
everyday, but that is not the case. Serious incidents, thankfully, are becoming
increasingly rare in the RAF but, during the 1950/60’s, aircraft crashes were
quite frequent. This was in part due to the age of many of the aircrew who were
mainly ex wartime and still a bit Gung Ho. Modern technology, flight safety,
health and safety and the myriad of bureaucracy was in its infancy. There was
also still an attitude of, ‘Kick the tyres and Light the fires’ and aircrew
tended to press on regardless if the aircraft was unserviceable or the weather
was unfit to fly.
I can relate to the author’s
experiences of mind numbing routine and listening to old firemen as they
related horrible details of ‘Prangs’ they had attended and of mangled and charred
human remains they had removed from crashed aircraft. Perversely, it was with
some relief to be blooded in this gruesome experience. The memory of my first
prang still remains vivid in my memory, fifty years after the event. A Vampire
crash in a paddy field in the Hong Kong
hinterland and lifting the remaining body parts out of what was left of the
cockpit is something I shall never forget. In those days, of course, we were
not allowed to be traumatised.
However, George’s
book is not about prangs its about the humour and the reality of the airman’s
way of life. Comradeship, sense of belonging and responsibility that brings out
the best in the individual. Throughout the chapters the humour prevails and
with each chapter comes a that reminds me. George
makes reference to RAF Gutersloh and one of his old crew chiefs, Tom Dolman.
Tom was a very good friend of mine and one fine day Tom, Warrant Officer Jack
Morrell, the Senior Air Traffic Controller (SATCO) and myself were on the top
floor of the RAF Gutersloh fire section looking across towards the airfield.
Tom was a Derbyshire man and an ex farmer I believe. He had lived in face and
forthright manner; human sensibilities were not part of his management style. A
very likeable man and truly one of the most unforgettable characters you would
ever meet. Tom noticed a fire vehicle on the far side of the airfield, which,
as crew commander, he should have been aware of, but obviously was not. “What’s
that poxy fire truck doing over there”? he exclaimed. “What truck”? asked the SATCO. “That poxy
Mk7” replies Tom and continues. “Your eyesight must be bad Sir if you can’t see
that, you must have played with yourself when you were a boy”. All present,
except of course Tom, stood agog as he continued. “Do you know sir I never
played with myself till I was twenty-three, I used to get my brother to do it
for me”.
The book has caused me to look back
and recall the many deeds and the many characters that have contributed to the
development and history of the fireman trade, in the RAF. Years ago RAF firemen
were called upon to undertake a host of unrelated tasks. I remember for
instance being called upon by the station Warrant Officer at RAF Wellesbourne
Mountford (circa 1958) ordering me to bring my ladder place it against the
station 'Flag Pole' and measure its height from the ground. I pointed out that
there was a mechanism to lower the flagpole and it could be lowered to the
horizontal position and then measured. He looked at me as if I was out on day
release from the local Funny Farm and rasped “Corporal I want to know its
height not its bleeding length”. It was rumoured that the same SWO was present
at a Sergeants’ Mess meeting where it was proposed that the mess purchase an
expensive chandelier to enhance the Mess entrance. Its all very well spending
all this money he declared but who can play one.
Nowadays, as so aptly recorded in George’s story, the RAF Fire service has moved on.
Its men (women as well these days) and machines are amongst the finest to be
found in any fire-fighting organisation. I suspect that similar situations to
those experienced by the author continue to this day, in fire crew rooms,
around the world. As for me, I was back in the crew room again, picturing all
the disparate characters, which make up any fire crew. Each with there own
hopes and aspirations, abilities and failings yet all able to change from
dormant inactivity to controlled action in an instance.
All this is so aptly encapsulated
in the author’s description of working on the short landing strip that was RAF
Stanley in the South Atlantic. Imagine
operating in the dark with a face numbing Antarctic wind chill recovering jet
aircraft with the engines running (speech impossible) from ice clad runway
arresting cables. Speed and accuracy are imperative if the aircraft is to be
removed and the cable prepared for the imminent landing of another fast jet or
transport aircraft; both at the limit of their endurance, with no diversionary
airfield. Only this dangerous situation
could give you any idea of the essential mutual support and team work that
bonds a fire crew.
I always said I would write a book
but George has beat me too it and
well done for doing so. I am sure the book will bring pleasure to many, not
just firemen, but all those who have an interest in military life or just enjoy
a good read. Read on and in parallel with the author recall your own adventure
Steve Davey
Warrant Officer RAF Fire Service 1953 -1990